Woodstock Locals

downtown woodstock in july: 40% dogs in strollers, 40% people taking sunset photos, 20% me sweating through my shirt

the guy at the bridgemill gas station who let me use his jumper cables at 6am, i named my new car battery after you

you haven't lived in this town until you've done a full 20 minute loop looking for your identical black SUV in a lot of black SUVs

towne lake hills people, who do you use for lawn care that doesn't scalp it to dirt in this heat. asking for my very sad grass

olde rope mill had a whole family of ducks crossing the road today and every single car just stopped and waited. we're gonna be okay

put my trash out at the curb and a hawk, a crow, and what i can only assume was a raccoon lawyer had a full meeting on top of it

trickum road construction has been 'almost done' for so long i've started to think of the cones as permanent neighbors

holly springs summer forecast: 97 and 'feels like the inside of a car.' pack accordingly

the crossing guard near the rec center waves at every single car like we're old friends and honestly it fixes my whole morning

the fireworks did NOT stop on the 4th. it is nearly august. my dog and i have simply accepted our new reality

went to grab 'a few things' at costco and left with a kayak. i do not have a lake. i have a kayak now

recommendation for a pool cleaning service that shows up when they say they will. mine has ghosted me twice now

the bridgemill neighbor who mows the empty lot next to the bus stop so the kids have shade, you are a legend and we all noticed

why does every trail parking lot in this town fill up by 8am on a saturday. do you people not sleep

it's so humid my sunglasses fog up walking from the car to publix. this is a tropical rainforest with a chick-fil-a

the little free pantry near brookshire is always stocked and i've never seen who does it. quiet hero energy

bascomb dads have upgraded from tumblers to full yeti coolers on wheels at the ballfield and i respect the commitment to hydration

low key looking for a book club that actually reads the book and doesn't just drink wine. or honestly one that just drinks wine. either

whoever returned my dog after he did a jailbreak on ridgewalk today, you are the reason i still believe in people

my hoa sent a violation notice about my mailbox being 'weathered.' sir it is a mailbox in georgia in summer, it is doing its best

walked olde rope mill at 7am to beat the heat and a heron just stood there judging my pace. rude but fair

the towne lake roundabout is the closest thing this town has to an extreme sport